What Makes Jolly Orange So Jolly
To tell you the truth, I don’t know what makes Jolly Olly Orange so jolly. And neither does anyone else.
But if I had to take a guess, I’d say it’s because he’s so plump. As you know, plump folks are always jolly! And they know the best jokes and riddles.
Let me tell you some of Jolly Olly’s favorite riddles.
Q. What comes before 7 o’clock?
A. The milkman
Q. What’s the best thing to put on a hot dog?
A. Your teeth!
Q. Why do birds fly south?
A. It’s too far to walk.
Q. What does an elephant have that no one else has?
A. Baby elephants, of course!
Q. What’s black and white and red all over?
A. A sunburned zebra. (You thought it was a newspaper, didn’t you?)
Q. How do you catch a squirrel?
A. You climb a tree and make a noise like a nut.
Q. Why does a humming bird hum?
A. Because he doesn’t know the words.
Q. If Goofy Grape puts his green hat in blue water, what will he become?
Q. What makes more noise than Loudmouth Lime?
A. Loudmouth Lime and Rootin’ Tootin’ Raspberry.
Q. Why is a nickel smarter than a penny?
A. Because it has more cents.
See. I told you that Jolly Olly knows the funniest riddles.
What’s that? You didn’t think they were so funny.
Well. Maybe I don’t tell them as well as he does.